- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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