- Anti Joke

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Do you know the muffin man? No

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea