What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Sac

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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Religion.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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One time I masturbated by myself

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