But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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hi jonny

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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