awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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The Game.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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