Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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balls

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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poopoo

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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guess what chicken butt

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Three black men were walking...

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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boo

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