- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

This sentence is false.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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