Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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The Game.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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