- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

roses are red. violets are violet...

Some people like melon and others like soup.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

TIMMAH!

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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