How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

oooh look a banshee

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

when debbie meets downer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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