- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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