Whats funnier than 24? 25

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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