What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

What's 9 + 10 19

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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