- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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