- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Take this and put it- No.

ME NAME IS JEFF

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Health food.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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