- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

cancer

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Your grandma's cookies.

speech and debate.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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