Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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Snooki

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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