meh

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

i lost the game

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Thumbs this up

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Health food.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...