why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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refridgrator

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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F? No k

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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