- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

elen degeneres is straight....

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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Breast cancer.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.