First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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Barack Obama

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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elen degeneres is straight....

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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