- Anti Joke

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.