What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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