A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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You see how lame this is?

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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Anti Joke

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