- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

i am and me is i

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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