Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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speech and debate.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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cancer

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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