what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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