Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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