- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

You see how lame this is?

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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