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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

knock knock how there me ok come in

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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