Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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