knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

HURT

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

I said I hate niiggers

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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