Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

What's funnier than 24? 25

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Whats wrong with that Nothing

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

american government

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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