The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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fduck

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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My friend harris is fat.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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whats 69+2? 71

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Anti Joke

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