Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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