Do you want icecream, Björn?

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

Knock knock ... *No ones home*

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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