roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why didn't he finish his

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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