How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Abortion

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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What's funnier than 68 69

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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