- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What's funnier than 24? 25

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Whats wrong with that Nothing

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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