Knock knock Who's there Police

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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A seal walks into a club.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Roey Jegen

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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