wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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refridgrator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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