What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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