What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

My kids are mistakes.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Take this and put it- No.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

ME NAME IS JEFF

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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