- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What's blue? The sky.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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