- Anti Joke

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.