- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

whats chinese noodles

I am a women

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

Cheese stick

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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