- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

learn the ropes?

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

What's the difference between a duck?

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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