Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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children burning

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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