- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

knock knock how there me ok come in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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