Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Womens Rights

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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