What is brown and sticky? A stick.

GADZOOKS!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Whats an Anti Joke

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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