- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

whats yellow? lots of things.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

What did the man without a tongue say...

A possesed goat: "moo"

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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