whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Thumbs this up

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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