Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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The MLS

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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