text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Mormons having fun.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

why did the man die? he was shot

Anti Joke

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