What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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you

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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God

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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