- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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