What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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My parents died!

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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nipple

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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The Holocaust.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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A man walks into a bar.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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