- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

i have an apple. now suck my dick

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

A possesed goat: "moo"

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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