Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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refridgrator

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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