A man walks into a bar.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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Morning wood.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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who ever is reading this....

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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you first

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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