- Anti Joke

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool