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Charlotte Bobcats

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baskets

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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captcha: all yer base

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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whats a willy? -brock

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People Order Our Patties

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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