How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What's funnier than 24? 25

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Do you know the muffin man? No

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

willie revilame

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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