What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Brad Fuller!

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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