I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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That's what she didn't say

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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420

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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civil rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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