patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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