- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

WEED!

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Autism speaks but not really

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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