There was this land of cheerios. The regular cheerios were the poor ones, the honey nut cheerios were middle class but loved to party, and the frosted cheerios were very wealthy. So there was a young regular cheerio named paul who really had a crush on this frosted cheerio girl named sophia. He liked her so much, that he finally got the courage to ask her out. Shyly he asked her "do you want to go to prom with me" she said "no i only date frosted cheerios". Paul understood and went back to his house dissapointed. The next day Paul went to the doctor and he asked for an operation to make him a frosted cheerio. Since he wasn't very wealthy he could only afford an opperation that would make him a half cheerio. He decided it will do. The next day he approched sophia and asked "will you go to prom with me now" she said "sorry i only date full frosted cheerios" The next day paul went back to the doctor and convinced his parents to lend him some money to become a full frosted, so thats what he did. The next day he asked her out and she finnally said yes. A few days later they went to the prom together that was hosted by the honey nut cheerios. Sophia asked paul for some brownies so paul said sure and waited on the brownie line for quite a long time. He brought her the brownie and thought he was very nice for waiting on line for so long. Then she asked for some fruit punch. Paul looked around and around, until he realized there was no punch line.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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