- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

What can make you pee? Liquid

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Knock knock Come in

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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