What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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TOBUSCUS

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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