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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Faithful men.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Your momma so fat, she's fat

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

so dont touch it.

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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