Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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David Silberberg is gay

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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