Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

whats good about poland... fukk all

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

There's a god, just kidding.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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