- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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