Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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redtube

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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