Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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what happens every day? People die

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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