- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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