Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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Donald Trump.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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PENIS

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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