- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Gun Control

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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