Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Wigan.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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book 'em danno

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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