- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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