Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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i dont like attention whores lol

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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