holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Gorden Brown.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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