- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Bradon Cheey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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