Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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Wanna see some more?

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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hi

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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penis

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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