Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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No.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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