Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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