A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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