- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

Women's rights

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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