So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Get off my porch.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

womens rights

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

kevin kim

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

A kid has no friends.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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