- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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