- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

drugs.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Where's my baby??

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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