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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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