Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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