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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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