A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

i dont like chris

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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