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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

tom pauling

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Breast cancer.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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