Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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Why did it die Nothing died

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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He walked in a bar

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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Anti Joke

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